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Woodbots and wood art, all handmade in my shipping container workshop in Leeds. I love using reclaimed and recycled objects to create something unique and, hopefully, amusing.

Derek Bristow – Robo Scraplet

£17.50

Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.

Robo Scraplets are sneaky. Like little metallic leeches they attached themselves to the Time Machine and tricked their way to present day, happier with the pace of life it offers. They’ve each undertaken the task of choosing their own names with vigour, immersing their daft little selves in the popular culture of the last thirty years. 

“Derek Bristow, -199, Runcorn. For a working class Robo Scraplet from the future, Derek is an anomaly in his love for the ballet. He admires the graceful movement of the dancers and their “remarkable way of tiptoeing around the place”. Loves getting drunk and trying to recreate Swan Lake. We’ve had to ban him several times from using the computer as he’s been stalking some of the dancers on Twitter to get an audition and using phrases like “please allow me this once chance to capture the magic I’ve always been chasing” and shit like that.”

1 in stock (can be backordered)


Ships From: United Kingdom (UK)

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There’s a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.  

£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box.  You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation…

NB – Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They’re wood decor. Put simply, they’re not really suitable for unsupervised use by children – they’ve got nails and screws sticking out of them.  Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.

Viva le Scraplets!

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My name is Mark – I’m a wood artist based in Leeds.

All my work can be found on www.scraplets.co.uk and the Scraplets can be found on social media at @scraplets

Shipping costs

Shipping from United Kingdom (UK)
Within United Kingdom (UK) £4.00
Outside United Kingdom (UK) £15.00

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