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Woodbots and wood art, all handmade in my shipping container workshop in Leeds. I love using reclaimed and recycled objects to create something unique and, hopefully, amusing.

Sam Squanch – Medium Scraplet

£15.00

Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.

“Sam Squanch, 216, Canada.  Folklorists trace the figure of Sam Squanch to a combination of factors and sources, including folklore surrounding the European wild man figure, folk belief among Native Americans and joggers. Maybe loggers? Who knows. Within the fringe subculture of cryptozoology Sam Squanch is considered a cryptid (he was fucking livid when I put this to him, however). The majority of mainstream scientists have historically discounted the existence of Sam Squanch, considering him to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal.Well. He’s speechless, poor thing.Just look at him! He’s more alive than I’ll ever be! You think that face is a hoax?If there’s one thing we can take from this, it’s that cryptozoologists are total bellends.”

2 in stock (can be backordered)


Ships From: United Kingdom (UK)

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There’s a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.  

£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box.  You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation.

NB – Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They’re wood decor. Put simply, they’re not really suitable for unsupervised use by children – they’ve got nails and screws sticking out of them.  Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.

Viva le Scraplets!

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My name is Mark – I’m a wood artist based in Leeds.

All my work can be found on www.scraplets.co.uk and the Scraplets can be found on social media at @scraplets

Shipping costs

Shipping from United Kingdom (UK)
Within United Kingdom (UK) £4.00
Outside United Kingdom (UK) £15.00

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