Simon Le Bomb – Robo Scraplet

Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.

Robo Scraplets are sneaky. Like little metallic leeches they attached themselves to the Time Machine and tricked their way to present day, happier with the pace of life it offers. They’ve each undertaken the task of choosing their own names with vigour, immersing their daft little selves in the popular culture of the last thirty years. 

“Simon Le Bomb, -201, London Town. Fancy boy Simon is from the future, so technically he hasn’t been born yet. I have no idea how this works either, so bear with me. Tells everyone he used to drive space taxis for a living and has the largest collection of Marmite in the Western world. Lord only knows where he keeps all of the gloopy Vitamin B rich yeast extract, because I’ve checked his bedroom and there’s bugger all there. Just old socks, a dartboard and pictures of Princess Sarah Ferguson.”